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gnob Super Sipag na Mamamayan

Number of posts: 70 Location: korea Points: 151 Reputation: 3 Registration date: 23/06/2009
 | Subject: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:28 pm | |
| Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito! pag namuti, white gold! pag huminto stopwatch!"
gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa! bf : ano? isa lang ah?! gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!
ANG MARRIED LIFE..... May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5 am. Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng: "HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"
Husband: "Parati na lang tayong nag-aaway! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!" Wife: "Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!" Husband: "Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!" Wife: "Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!"
Sa harap ng nursery window: Friend: Pare, paglaki ng anak mo, I am sure magaling mag-drive Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay? Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!
Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife and carried her. Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this? Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!
Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!" Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!" Friend: "Surprise? Anong occasion?" Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"
Health Advisory: "Beer contains female hormones, and can turn men into women. After 5 pints.... men become talkative, unreasonable, irritable, cry for nothing, and urinate while sitting!"
WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na ang husband ko in 1 hour! HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah? WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MO NA!!!
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon. HUSBAND: Sinunod ko lang ang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya eto - uwi agad ako..
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let's make love. Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.
HE HE HE HE !!!!
Population policies of countries: China: Stop at 1 child. Singapore : Stop at 2 children Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M. !
RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space USA : we're 1st in the moon ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun USA: you can't go there, you'll burn ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!
Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot? American: Excuse me. British: Pardon me. Pinoy: NOT ME!
ALWAYS REMEMBER LAUGHTER IS THE BEST REMEDY!HEHE |
|  | | candy Seosaengnim


Number of posts: 476 Points: 615 Reputation: 3 Registration date: 14/05/2009
 | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:28 pm | |
| wala ako masabi sa naka imbento nito... |
|  | | rubiah Baranggay Tanod


Number of posts: 265 Age: 35 Location: South Korea and Pinas Points: 334 Reputation: 0 Registration date: 09/03/2009
 | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:17 am | |
| ok to ah. thanks sa pagshare. |
|  | | amie sison SULYAPINOY Literary Section Editor


Number of posts: 2331 Age: 27 Location: seoul Points: 131 Reputation: 12 Registration date: 07/02/2008
 | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:19 am | |
|  thank you! |
|  | | crazy_kim Senador


Number of posts: 2579 Age: 28 Location: ...deep down under Points: 178 Reputation: 0 Registration date: 03/03/2008
 | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:08 am | |
| _________________ You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
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|  | | chayen Senador


Number of posts: 2586 Location: s.korea Cellphone no.: 01048734014 Points: 149 Reputation: 0 Registration date: 03/06/2008
 | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:10 pm | |
| hahahaha bong post ka pa marami  _________________ Your love, O Lord, reaches to the heavens, your faithfulness to the skies. |
|  | | alonakeum Kagalang-galang na Mamamayan


Number of posts: 199 Age: 24 Location: eunpyonggu,seoul Points: 268 Reputation: 6 Registration date: 29/07/2009
 | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:10 pm | |
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|  | | ji2maverick Masipag na Mamamayan


Number of posts: 49 Age: 28 Location: Itaewon, Yongsan-Gu, Seoul Points: 90 Reputation: 0 Registration date: 12/08/2009
 | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:37 pm | |
|  ajajajajajajajajaja  |
|  | | jorey30 Masipag na Mamamayan


Number of posts: 46 Age: 34 Location: anyang Points: 86 Reputation: 0 Registration date: 02/07/2008
 | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:19 am | |
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