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gnob
Super Sipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 70
Location: korea
Points: 151
Reputation: 3
Registration date: 23/06/2009
 |  Subject: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....  Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:28 pm | |
| Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito! pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto stopwatch!"
gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
bf : ano? isa lang ah?!
gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!
ANG MARRIED LIFE.....
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"
Husband: "Parati na lang tayong nag-aaway! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!"
Wife: "Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!"
Husband: "Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!"
Wife: "Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!"
Sa harap ng nursery window:
Friend: Pare, paglaki ng anak mo, I am sure magaling mag-drive
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!
Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!
Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!"
Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!"
Friend: "Surprise? Anong occasion?"
Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"
Health Advisory: "Beer contains female hormones, and can turn men into women.
After 5 pints.... men become talkative, unreasonable, irritable, cry for nothing, and urinate while sitting!"
WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na ang husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MO NA!!!
WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sinunod ko lang ang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya eto - uwi agad ako..
Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let's make love.
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.
HE HE HE HE !!!!
Population policies of countries:
China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore : Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M. !
RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space
USA : we're 1st in the moon
ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun
USA: you can't go there, you'll burn
ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!
Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!
ALWAYS REMEMBER LAUGHTER IS THE BEST REMEDY!HEHE |
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Seosaengnim
Number of posts: 476
Points: 615
Reputation: 3
Registration date: 14/05/2009
| | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:28 pm | |
| wala ako masabi sa naka imbento nito... |
| | | | rubiah
Baranggay Tanod
Number of posts: 265
Age: 35
Location: South Korea and Pinas
Points: 334
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 09/03/2009
| | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:17 am | |
| ok to ah. thanks sa pagshare. |
| | | | amie sison
SULYAPINOY Literary Section Editor
Number of posts: 2331
Age: 27
Location: seoul
Points: 131
Reputation: 12
Registration date: 07/02/2008
| | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:19 am | |
|  thank you! |
| | | | crazy_kim
Senador
Number of posts: 2579
Age: 28
Location: ...deep down under
Points: 178
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 03/03/2008
| | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:08 am | |
| _________________ You will never know true happiness until you have truly loved, and you will never understand what pain really is until you have lost it.
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| | | | chayen
Senador
Number of posts: 2586
Location: s.korea
Cellphone no.: 01048734014
Points: 149
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 03/06/2008
| | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:10 pm | |
| hahahaha bong post ka pa marami  _________________ Your love, O Lord, reaches to the heavens, your faithfulness to the skies. |
| | | | alonakeum
Kagalang-galang na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 199
Age: 24
Location: eunpyonggu,seoul
Points: 268
Reputation: 6
Registration date: 29/07/2009
| | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:10 pm | |
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| | | | ji2maverick
Masipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 49
Age: 28
Location: Itaewon, Yongsan-Gu, Seoul
Points: 90
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 12/08/2009
| | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:37 pm | |
| ajajajajajajajajaja |
| | | | jorey30
Masipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 46
Age: 34
Location: anyang
Points: 86
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 02/07/2008
| | Subject: Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA.... Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:19 am | |
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