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MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

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MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

Post by gnob on Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:28 pm

Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito! pag namuti, white gold!
pag huminto stopwatch!"

gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi na ako virgin at dalawang beses pa natin ginawa!
bf : ano? isa lang ah?!
gf : bakit, hindi na ba natin uulitin mamaya?!



ANG MARRIED LIFE.....
May isang intsik na sa sobrang hilig sa karaoke ay inabot ng 5 am.
Dahil sa takot mabugbog ni misis, nag-text ng:
"HUWAG KA BAYAD RANSOM. NAKATAKAS AKO. UWI NA KO!"

Husband: "Parati na lang tayong nag-aaway! Maghiwalay na lang tayo!"
Wife: "Sige, maghati tayo ng mga anak!"
Husband: "Akin ang mga guwapo at maganda!"
Wife: "Sus! Pinili pa yung hindi kanya!"

Sa harap ng nursery window:
Friend: Pare, paglaki ng anak mo, I am sure magaling mag-drive
Dad: Bakit, pare, malaki ba ang kamay?
Friend: Hindi. Kasi kamukha siya ng driver ninyo!

Husband came home from church, suddenly lifted his wife and carried her.
Wife: Why? Did the Pastor tell you to be romantic like this?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my cross!

Friend: "Wow, pare, ganda ng sapatos mo, ah!"
Husband: "Oo. Surprise gift ng kumare mo!"
Friend: "Surprise? Anong occasion?"
Husband: "Wala. Nakita ko na lang sa ilalim ng kama namin kagabi!"

Health Advisory: "Beer contains female hormones, and can turn men into women.
After 5 pints.... men become talkative, unreasonable, irritable, cry for nothing, and urinate while sitting!"

WIFE: I'm warning you! Parating na ang husband ko in 1 hour!
HANDSOME VISITOR: Wala naman akong ginawang masama ah?
WIFE: kaya nga! kung may balak ka, GAWIN MO NA!!!

WIFE: Himala! aga mong umuwi ngayon.
HUSBAND: Sinunod ko lang ang utos ng boss ko. Sabi nya "GO TO HELL", kaya eto - uwi agad ako..

Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let's make love.
Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw, hindi na.

HE HE HE HE !!!!

Population policies of countries:
China: Stop at 1 child.
Singapore : Stop at 2 children
Phil: STOP AT 4 A.M. !

RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space
USA : we're 1st in the moon
ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun
USA: you can't go there, you'll burn
ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!

Ano kadalasan ang sinasabi kapag nautot?
American: Excuse me.
British: Pardon me.
Pinoy: NOT ME!


ALWAYS REMEMBER LAUGHTER IS THE BEST REMEDY!HEHE

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Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

Post by candy on Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:28 pm

wala ako masabi sa naka imbento nito...

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Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

Post by rubiah on Fri Jul 03, 2009 10:17 am

ok to ah. thanks sa pagshare.

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Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

Post by amie sison on Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:19 am

tagay thank you!

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Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

Post by crazy_kim on Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:08 am

tawa

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Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

Post by chayen on Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:10 pm

hahahaha bong post ka pa marami tawa

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Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

Post by alonakeum on Sun Aug 02, 2009 3:10 pm

Laughing tawa Laughing

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Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

Post by ji2maverick on Tue Aug 18, 2009 6:37 pm

tawa ajajajajajajajajaja tawa

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Re: MAGBASA AT TUMAWA....

Post by jorey30 on Wed Aug 19, 2009 7:19 am

tawa tawa tawa

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