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Emart
Mayor ng Bayan
Number of posts: 731
Age: 37
Location: Jinju Kyeongnam Korea
Points: 308
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 31/03/2008
 |  Subject: Dalawang *****  Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:05 pm | |
| Isang araw, nag-uusap yung dalawang mag-kaibigan, si
Joey at si Mark.
Joey: Alam mo, Mark, talagang napaka-bobo ng boy
naming si Pedro.
Mark: Wala iyan! Sinisiguro ko sa iyo, mas **** yung
boy naming si Jose.
Nag-talo silang dalawa....
Joey: O sige, patutunayan ko sa iyo a. Watch this!
PEDRO, 'ALIKA RITO!
Pedro: Yes sir! What can I do to you?
Joey: Eto piso, bumili ka ng apat na case ng beer.
Pedro: Yes boss! Coming up!
Joey: O Mark, bilib ka na ba sa kabobohan niyan,
piso--bibila siya ng apat na case ng beer.
Mark: Wala pa rin iyan kay Jose, ikaw naman ang
manood....JOSE, 'ALIKA RITO SANDALI!
Jose: Yes Sir! Ano po iyon!?
Mark: Pumunta ka sa opisina ko, tignan mo kung nandoon
ako....
Jose: Yes Sir! Pupunta na po ako!
Mark: O Joey, kita mo naman na mas **** pa iyan kaysa
kay Pedro....
Later, nag salubong yung dalawang boy.....
Pedro: Jose, alam mo ang **** talaga ng amo kong si
Sir Joey....
Jose: Wala iyan....mas **** si Boss Mark ko.
Pedro: Hinde! Mas **** si Sir Joey, isipin mo,
binigyan ako ng piso para bumili ako ng APAT na case
ng beer......e, alam naman niyang HINDI KO KAYA
BUHATIN IYON NANG MAG-ISA!!!!!!!
Jose: Mas **** naman si Boss Mark noh! Pinapupunta pa
ako sa opisina niya para tignan kung nadoon siye....e,
MAY TELEPONO NAMAN!
_________________
"I asked God, 'How do I get the best out of life?'
God said, 'Face your past without regrets. Handle your present with
confidence. And prepare for the future without fear!'"
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|   | | Dongrich
Kagalang-galang na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 186
Age: 27
Location: Changwon City,Gyeongsangnamdo,South Korea
Cellphone no.: 010-3147-9139
Points: 305
Reputation: 3
Registration date: 23/11/2009
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:21 am | |
| hahaha bosing maraming salamat..natawa tuloy ako dito sa work ko..gulat mga kasamahan ko..bigla kc akong tumawa na mag isa .di ni alam na kaya ako tumawa dahil sa joke mo..salamat bosing ha kahit wla ako sa pamilya ko atleast natuwa ako these Christmas dahil sa joke mo..hehehehehehe |
| | | | chayen
Senador
Number of posts: 2586
Location: s.korea
Cellphone no.: 01048734014
Points: 149
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 03/06/2008
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:25 pm | |
| _________________ Your love, O Lord, reaches to the heavens, your faithfulness to the skies. |
| | | | lhea
Super Sipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 70
Age: 24
Location: seoul korea
Points: 91
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 04/12/2009
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Wed Feb 10, 2010 9:09 am | |
| grav nkktwa nmn nun....thank u coz i started my day laughing
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"words without action is useless"
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| | | | Cielo
Seosaengnim
Number of posts: 1312
Points: 139
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 18/02/2008
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Sun Feb 21, 2010 2:17 pm | |
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| | | | mykeemchee
Primero Baranggay Councilor
Number of posts: 357
Age: 28
Location: hongkong
Cellphone no.: +85298544086
Points: 420
Reputation: 3
Registration date: 06/09/2009
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Sun Feb 21, 2010 5:39 pm | |
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To be HAPPY wit a man, u must UNDERSTAND him a LOT and LOVE him a littLe. To be Happy wit a woman, u must LOVE her aLOT even if u don't understand her at alL!!
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| | | | aldin
Tapat na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 101
Age: 33
Location: chung-cheong buk-do jincheon gun gwanghaewon myeon kumkukri 395-1
Points: 125
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 03/12/2008
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:21 pm | |
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"Be brave,,,Cowards dont go far...."
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| | | | sherellg
Masipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 36
Age: 31
Location: kyusi, pinas
Cellphone no.: :D
Points: 50
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 30/01/2010
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:43 pm | |
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| | | | ian5340192
Super Sipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 71
Location: sinsu-dong mapo-gu seoul
Cellphone no.: 01051889645
Points: 123
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 26/04/2008
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:48 am | |
| hehe  |
| | | | hyagnes
Masipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 22
Age: 26
Location: KOREA
Points: 32
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 06/02/2010
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Mon Mar 22, 2010 11:14 am | |
| hanep!! hehe..  |
| | | | lhai
Moderators
Number of posts: 479
Location: pyongtaek si south korea
Points: 743
Reputation: 6
Registration date: 19/08/2009
| | Subject: Re: Dalawang ***** Mon Mar 22, 2010 9:06 pm | |
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