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annesolano
Masipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 38
Points: 63
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 26/05/2009
 |  Subject: Courting rituals  Wed Jul 01, 2009 2:38 am | |
| Guy: Anne kelan mo ba ako sasagutin? Isang taon na ako nanliligaw sayo ah.
Anne: Bakit gusto mo ngayon na?
Guy: Oo naman.
Anne: Pero promise mo pag sinagot kita ngayon di ka na magpapakita sa akin ah? As in never! Okay?
Guy: Ha? (Sabay kamot ng ulo).
Guy: Ayaw mo ng flowers, ayaw mo rin ng chocolates? Eh love letters gusto mo?
Anne: Oo ba, basta dugo mo pinangsulat mo.
Guy: Ha?!!! (Disgusted)
Guy: Anne, you are special.
Anne: Ano ako Siopao? Mixed asado and bola-bola? (pwede rin ako goto with egg special din yun diba?)
Guy: You have byutipool eyes. Look at me please.
Anne: Okay! (Tumaas ang kilay, nagduling-dulingan na tumingin sa guy.)
Guy: (napaurong na nandilat ang mga mata sabay sabing..) Oh..Terrible!
Guy: I will call you at midnight okay?
Anne: Oh sorry, my phone would be run out of battery at that time.
Guy: Then you charge your phone before midnight.
Anne: Sorry my charger would be lost before midnight.
Guy: How come?
( ang slow grabee!!!!)
Guy: Anne, hatid na kita.
Anne: bakit maliligaw ba ako? Gusto mo ikaw iligaw ko?
(Hatid daw, gagamit na lang ako ng mapa, may compass din ako)
Guy: Anne, flowers for you?
Anne: Oh goodness gracious me!!!!!!!! Isang dosenang ari ng halaman!!!! Ilayo mo sa akin yan!!! |
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amie sison
SULYAPINOY Literary Section Editor
Number of posts: 2331
Age: 27
Location: seoul
Points: 131
Reputation: 12
Registration date: 07/02/2008
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Sat Jul 04, 2009 3:21 am | |
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rubiah
Baranggay Tanod
Number of posts: 265
Age: 35
Location: South Korea and Pinas
Points: 334
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 09/03/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Tue Jul 07, 2009 3:38 pm | |
| ok din to ah,hehe. thanks sa pagshare po |
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candy
Seosaengnim
Number of posts: 476
Points: 615
Reputation: 3
Registration date: 14/05/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:37 pm | |
| kawawa naman yong guy,basted na nga,sinusoplak pa.sana di gawin ng mga girl yon.sana f ayaw nila sa guy sabihin nila ng maayos,huwag yong sa ganyang paraan.at yong mga guy naman huwag masyadong makulit...okey! |
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enaj
Baranggay Captain 1st Term
Number of posts: 430
Location: south korea
Points: 751
Reputation: 9
Registration date: 21/03/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:03 pm | |
| sa mga guy na sobrang magmahal dun sa nili2gawan dapat magising din minsan hahahaha pra nde magmuka kawawa pagdating ng araw... |
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candy
Seosaengnim
Number of posts: 476
Points: 615
Reputation: 3
Registration date: 14/05/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:15 pm | |
| tama k d'yan kabayan sa sinabi mo. |
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aries ventura
Tapat na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 105
Age: 30
Location: paltan near in faran
Points: 131
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 05/04/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Wed Jul 08, 2009 12:59 am | |
| si guy, naman po kasi kulang sa teknik sa panliligaw kay anne..19forgotten stlye ng panliligaw! modernized napo ngaun.kung ang sinabi nya or i no offerl nya luv...anne gusto mo house and lot and brand new car?..syempre sagot naman si anne luv u so much guy...magtatanung pasau ito wala kabang kapatid?im jst kidding ... wag nyo po seryosohin mga girls...joke lang pohh...  |
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annesolano
Masipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 38
Points: 63
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 26/05/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:52 pm | |
| Guy: Gusto mo house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: Oo ba, basta walang bawian pag nakipag break na ako ako after 2 hours ah???
Guy: Anne, ano gusto mo, house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: (Labas pusod na sumayaw ala J.Lo at kumanta ng..) My love don't cost a thing.. thing.. thing...thing..
Guy: Anne, ano gusto mo, house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: (nagkunwaring autistic sabay sabing..) T..t..t..te... tenk you ah...
ang ba..b...b..b..bait ...m..m..m..mo naman...
Guy: (kumaripas ng takbo bitbit ang tsinelas)
Guy: Anne, anong gusto mo, House and lot and brand new car?
Anne: Ah eh, may bahay at lupa na ako eh.. umaandar pa naman sasakyan ko... pero sige akin na bigay ko sa friend ko.. thank you ah..
Guy: Ah eh.. sige wag na.. di ko pa naman na-loloan eh..kala ko kasi wala ka pa..
(he he..sabay bawi ka ngayon)
Guy: Anne, anong gusto mo, house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: Pwede yung Neverland ni Michael Jackson na lang? Brand new car? Helicopter ang gusto ko eh..
(Tingnan ko kong di ka pa rin mag withdraw)
Guy: Anne, anong gusto mo, house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: Pwede yung utak mo na lang? Mahal kong maibebenta yan, kasi di mo pa nagagamit eh.
(Brand new car pala ah.. brand new brain pwede pa) |
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aries ventura
Tapat na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 105
Age: 30
Location: paltan near in faran
Points: 131
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 05/04/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:57 am | |
| Guy: Gusto mo house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: Oo ba, basta walang bawian pag nakipag break na ako ako after 2 hours ah???
guy:opoh basta may kasama junior yan ha?
Guy: Anne, ano gusto mo, house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: (Labas pusod na sumayaw ala J.Lo at kumanta ng..) My love don't cost a thing.. thing.. thing...thing..
guy:(sumayaw din sya mala gary v.)ken..ken..ken..ken..chana...
Guy: Anne, ano gusto mo, house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: (nagkunwaring autistic sabay sabing..) T..t..t..te... tenk you ah...
ang ba..b...b..b..bait ...m..m..m..mo naman...
Guy: (kumaripas ng takbo bitbit ang tsinelas)
guy:we..we...we...we..welcome .poh...
guy:(bumalik nakasapatos na dala ang doctor para i pagamot c autistic baka nalipasan lang ng gutom..
Guy: Anne, anong gusto mo, House and lot and brand new car?
Anne: Ah eh, may bahay at lupa na ako eh.. umaandar pa naman sasakyan ko... pero sige akin na bigay ko sa friend ko.. thank you ah..
Guy: Ah eh.. sige wag na.. di ko pa naman na-loloan eh..kala ko kasi wala ka pa..
(he he..sabay bawi ka ngayon)
guy:ok cge shangrila nalang..ganun ba umandar pa e di reserva?freind u ok lang..hinde mhe bawi ah !katunuyan nga pati kapitbahay u mayrun din...
Guy: Anne, anong gusto mo, house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: Pwede yung Neverland ni Michael Jackson na lang? Brand new car? Helicopter ang gusto ko eh..
(Tingnan ko kong di ka pa rin mag withdraw)
guy:luv hinde lang neverland ni mj pati L.A AT lolo obama sau na.k lang AIRFORCE1 PAH.ganyan kita ka mahal..hinde ako mag wiwidraw sarado na bangko.saka ata pang atao hinde atakbo pag pinugot lang ulo saka atakbo..jok.lang poh...
Guy: Anne, anong gusto mo, house and lot and brand new car?
Anne: Pwede yung utak mo na lang? Mahal kong maibebenta yan, kasi di mo pa nagagamit eh.
(Brand new car pala ah.. brand new brain pwede pa)
guy..he!he!he ok lang luv ganyan kita kamahal may reserva din ako nyan dami nga disposable ilan ba gusto mo ibenta brain?
guy....................ooopss..jok lang po ito...peace tau xenxia makulit tong si guy..ganun cya ka inlove kay dhay...este kay anne pala...peace be with u..inuulit ko po joke lang............................................................
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annesolano
Masipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 38
Points: 63
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 26/05/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:02 am | |
|  Indeed, it was a joke too ^^ it's a no-brainer po.. as I posted it under the FUN ZONE ^^ Cheers tayo kabayan!  |
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aries ventura
Tapat na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 105
Age: 30
Location: paltan near in faran
Points: 131
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 05/04/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:10 am | |
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annesolano
Masipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 38
Points: 63
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 26/05/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:14 am | |
| aha.."Kombe" pala yun.. akala ko "Tambe" yun
Kampay sa tagalog yun diba?
at ang tambe ay yosi?
aha .... matta matta..
Now I know.. gomawo kabayan...
Kombe!!! One shot! |
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aries ventura
Tapat na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 105
Age: 30
Location: paltan near in faran
Points: 131
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 05/04/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:20 am | |
| WA...............HANGUNG MAL CHARENDE...MAJOYO...practice lang kabayan,yeh...anyong haseyo..ok DAUME KACHI MOKOYO KUDAME MASHO SOJO...KASAMHANIDA... |
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annesolano
Masipag na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 38
Points: 63
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 26/05/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Thu Jul 09, 2009 1:30 am | |
| (WA...............HANGUNG MAL CHARENDE...MAJOYO...practice lang kabayan,yeh...anyong haseyo..ok DAUME KACHI MOKOYO KUDAME MASHO SOJO...KASAMHANIDA...)
Ano daw???
in short : Inuman tayo! |
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enaj
Baranggay Captain 1st Term
Number of posts: 430
Location: south korea
Points: 751
Reputation: 9
Registration date: 21/03/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Thu Jul 09, 2009 2:43 am | |
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aries ventura
Tapat na Mamamayan
Number of posts: 105
Age: 30
Location: paltan near in faran
Points: 131
Reputation: 0
Registration date: 05/04/2009
| | Subject: Re: Courting rituals Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:05 pm | |
| kabayan anne,sabi ko po practice lang...kasi poh pag kombe 1 shot!sojo ibig sabihin nun..yun kasi madalas sabihin nung koreano kaya ginaya ko lang hehehe...wala un! anyway ok ung "courting rituals " mo more posting kabayan...  |
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